Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty.
Near Mint - $100
Lightly Played - $100
Moderately Played - $100
Heavily Played - $100
Damaged - $100
Near Mint Spanish - $100
Lightly Played Spanish - $100
Moderately Played Spanish - $100
Heavily Played Spanish - $100
Damaged Spanish - $100
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $100
Lightly Played Foil - $100
Moderately Played Foil - $100
Heavily Played Foil - $100
Damaged Foil - $100
Near Mint Foil Spanish - $100
Lightly Played Foil Spanish - $100
Moderately Played Foil Spanish - $100
Heavily Played Foil Spanish - $100
Damaged Foil Spanish - $100