First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Near Mint - $100
Lightly Played - $100
Moderately Played - $100
Heavily Played - $100
Damaged - $100
Near Mint Spanish - $100
Lightly Played Spanish - $100
Moderately Played Spanish - $100
Heavily Played Spanish - $100
Damaged Spanish - $100