Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
Near Mint - $500
Lightly Played - $400
Moderately Played - $400
Heavily Played - $300
Damaged - $300
Near Mint Spanish - $500
Lightly Played Spanish - $400
Moderately Played Spanish - $400
Heavily Played Spanish - $300
Damaged Spanish - $300