Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Try to pretend like you understand what's important.
Near Mint - $100
Lightly Played - $100
Moderately Played - $100
Heavily Played - $100
Damaged - $100
Near Mint Spanish - $100
Lightly Played Spanish - $100
Moderately Played Spanish - $100
Heavily Played Spanish - $100
Damaged Spanish - $100