Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the *Unglued* expansion.
Near Mint - $200
Lightly Played - $200
Moderately Played - $100
Heavily Played - $100
Damaged - $100
Near Mint Spanish - $200
Lightly Played Spanish - $200
Moderately Played Spanish - $100
Heavily Played Spanish - $100
Damaged Spanish - $100
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $1.000
Lightly Played Foil - $800
Moderately Played Foil - $700
Heavily Played Foil - $600
Damaged Foil - $500
Near Mint Foil Spanish - $1.000
Lightly Played Foil Spanish - $800
Moderately Played Foil Spanish - $700
Heavily Played Foil Spanish - $600
Damaged Foil Spanish - $500